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setiap hari terasa semakin hot.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

in my freeaking dreams.


i wonder how much they all cost :/

ash.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

owh finally.

okay drpd smlm kena buat "teaser poster" utk majlis aidilfitri bahagian ICT" haha utk TNB saja ok? haha


( 1st try yang nih kena tukar ayat)

(2nd try dh nak kat siap dh then boss soh tukar)

(final result)

haha tuh jer kowt nak update haha now boleh habis kan masa main rubix cube 3d HAHA


ash.

Monday, September 28, 2009

kelamXkabut

m seriously going WOOT WOOT!!

mcm best jer semua band top, plus ada merch!!
cantik dowh must have!!

ash.

haha rubix feeling

yess!! hari nih takde keja lagi dowh haha so habis kan masa ngan main 3d Rubix Cube


YOU ARE SO MIND TWISTING!!

Sunday, September 27, 2009

is there any?

haih.

aku dh start merindui kamu.

aku dh hampir melupakan mu.

aku hampir hilang sentuhan mu.

aku hampir hilang bau mu.

aku hampir jauh daripada mu.

aku merindui kamu.


bila gig yg terdekat eh? sabtu nih ada tak?


ash.

personal fav.

Gramophone Elegance

Paint your lips blue
Murder artistry
Heartbreak and romance
The cold is what you need for events such as this
It's better being numb if you're cracking at the heart
Pick up the rhythm, the timing that you'll need
Tonight's final serenade, it's time to take your leave

Dance the routine
And your romance is warm inside
Your heartbeat's racing
Heartbreak is cold when you
Don't dance, dream, sing our song

Come get some
Everything stops
Everything starts
Give me your hand
One on one
Two on two
Three on three
Dance step four
The cold is what you need for events such as this
It's better being numb if you're breaking at the heart
Pick up the rhythm, the timing that you'll need
Tonight's final serenade, it's time to take your leave

Dance the routine
And your romance is warm inside
Your heartbeat's racing
Heartbreak is cold when you
Don't dance dream sing our song

Poetic whispers of romance
Fill the dancing midnight air
Dance
Dance
Blood stained glass, shattered hopes
And dancing dreams in your head
I can't seem to find my steps
In this murder



zawesome breakdown xD

.blogspot.com have been change :)

aha saja tukar hehe gtal :D

bored.

haha its like another day like in the office

BACK TO WORK PEOPLE!!

OWH SAYANG THANKSSS!!!

OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!
new shoe!!!

1st week raya

RAYA EVE's


1st Day Raya

2nd Day Raya (not very fun)

3rd Raya(damansara with my love )

4th Day Raya

5th Day Raya ( BBQ and Birthday Party)


bersambung...


ash.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

hell - oh

ahah okay blog will be post soon about my raya haha.so just wait and see :)

Thursday, September 10, 2009

adoi.

hmm feel kindda losing everything today. idk why hmmm but why?
btw tgh sakit2 badan maybe sbb impact kereta yg aku langar kowt maybe tadi naik tangga saja2 nak gojet2 sambil naik terseliuh? adoii sakit dowh takut sakit dalaman jer.hmm. wish i was okay!! pls?
haihhh sad sad day.

esk nak berbuka luar but NAIK KERETA OKAY?! no more bikes for me i've learn my lesson "dont ride a bike with someone is heavy-er then u" well sorry sayang. hehe. its the true.hope u okay with it.

well sambung lah balik main apa yg patut. haha

BTW!! nak jual kasut!!GLOBE OMEGA still new tak de apa calar haha baru pkai skali
harga asal is RM240 well nak jual pada harga RM190(nego)
saiz 8 brand new aku boleh kasi ngan kotak2 skali kalau nak :)
contact me trough myspace.

ash.

calon SPM.




it will blow your balls off AHAHAHA
SPM tahun nih buat betul2 okay? jgn jd mcm hang tuah

dear readers




yes kepada sesiapa yg follow blog aku sila berlatih menari mcm lagu nih haha.
sbb dh plan ngan batman nak buat live kat OU haha kan batman? *keningkening

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

lips busted.

well hello there readers!! haha so i wanna update my blog about last night haha.

so smlm pendek cerita aku gi dinner ngan buah hati yg tersayang ALYAAZMAN dgn menaiki moto haha so this is her 1st time naik moto ngan aku and aku naik moto ngan dier agak excited jgk en en nak naik moto pown mcm happy gila haha.so we OFF went to mines right?berbuka gi Secret Recipes.sedap sedap!! haha and after that we stroll down to mines jalan2 cari2 port lepak hehe saja habis kan masa hehe and snap some picture!! hah see what i got.
haha kelakar gila u sayang


haha sayang have i told u how cute u are? heee.

hehe malu lah tuh konon.

haha so nih gmbr2 masa tgh lepak aite? haha so lepak punya lepak and its about 9.30+ and ive decided to send alyaa back to her hostel.haha gi cari moto semua haha and setelah baca doa sambil berjalan and then
CRASH!!


yes i hit a volvo car
THANK YOU STUPID LIM KOK WING STUDENT THAT FORGET TOO TURN ON THE RIGHT SIGNAL.
well bodo betul laaa hancur moto ayah aku.yg aku tak puas hati ngan mak dier sumpah bising and asuming that aku nih rempit babi lah kau makcik aku bukan rempit okay? anak kau yg tak pasang signal mmg bodoh ah.. babi babi haiiihhh!!!

mendalam bukan?
do i look zawesome?

hahah not really no. i was in pain act i really woried more about alyaa.lepas jatuh tuh aku cuma pkir kan alyaa okay ker tak hmmm.im sorry alyaa :( dint wish too be like this.haih kalau nak tau lagi mcm ner cerita tgk blog alyaa terang kan psal makcik Fucker tuh..

so after calling my dad he rush away to mines.bwk kita gi klinik i got 5 jahitan di bawah dagu thats make 12 jahitan di muka aku haha GENGSTER BEB haha so lepas nih big HELL NO bawak alyaa naik moto never again okay sayang? i promise u that.haih

ash.

Monday, September 7, 2009

you pee ass are ?

well anotherday boring day at the office AGAIN pfft. so i know that alyaa little brother having a UPSR exam kindda big for him.hope he did better then i did. i got 5 C's haha better then a D's right?? HAHA.

GOOD LUCK Iskandar Azman!!

Sunday, September 6, 2009

dear ?

Dear Freaking Bitch,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but
I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it When Your dog killed my cat At the mental hospital and I saw you Hit on My friend's girlfriend's eyeball. I'm sure you're Cowardly enough to understand That I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning The couch cushions to you, but I'll keep Your credit cars as a memory. You should also know that I Mocked you behind your back constantly and I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo

Kiss my ass,
ash.
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Dear (someone you want to tell it to),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep(9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11)

(12),
(Your name)



1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue -I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you watched porns
July – When you smacked my butt
August - When you put cuffs on me
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - when u let me fall in the pool
November - When Your dog killed my cat
December - When I finally changed my calendar

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Stevie Wonder
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initals into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Threw
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your nail polish?
Black - My girlfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal C anadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
None -- My friend's girlfriend's eyeball

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost -Middle-class
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - dumb
Annat -shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That i may laugh too much but ur way worst
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Cream- The Hannah Montana underwear
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your chocolate syrup and whipped cream

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your credit cars
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your computer

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Hate your cooking
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L -Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
M/N - Love your sweet Family
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Juice– I have a passionate interest for mice
Cider – I secretly wanted to fuck you again
Mineral/Vitamin water – You ruined my attempts at another world war

12) What is the colour of your favourtie underwear?
Pink- Love you
Red- Waiting for you
Black- Bite me
White- May God bless you
Green- I'll always miss you
Purple- Im sorry
Grey- Gay for you
Yellow- Feeling ya
Blue- See you again
Others- Kiss my ass

hoho.

Ohh,how I love tagging tagging!

§ known as: asyraf / ash / kecik / pendek.

§ born:
06 nov 1990.

§ where:
somewhere at kl tk igt =.=.

§ hair colour:
black with some brown.

§ eye colour:
idk ask alyaa.

§ skin colour:
choclet sexy

§ are you single? :
haha nope lahh gila.

§ had u ever broken anyone heart ?:
yes and that for TRYING to make it up bitch

§ straight / curly hair ?:
Wavey skit haha.

§ are you a jealous person ?:
yes but mcm tak bnyk haha.

§ today or tomorrow ?:
tomorrow.

§ what will you do tomorrow ?: taknak
gi keja.

§ do you want a girlf?:
I WANT ALYAA BINTI AZMAN boleh?

§ do you wait for somebody?:
err nope

§ are you going to married him ?:
wheres there hope theres glory

§ how many kids do you want to have?:
Twins.

§ what colour is the tshirt are you wearing right now?:
none =.=.

§ are you hungry?:
err 2 spicy chiken mcdeluxe

§ whats your fav food ?:
fast food.

§ beveranges?:
Water.

§ where are you right now ?:
doing this blog.

§ smoker?:
yes got problem?.

§ are you enjoying your life?:
Yeah ofcourse.

§ are you bitch?:
nope but i know one.

§ whose the last person you do contact to?:
.<3alyaazman.

§ did u cry today ?: hah no lah gilla

§ do u miss anyone ?:
err everyone?

§ have you ever fight with your friend?:
not always

§ Your girlf?
: ahaha nope

§ Why?:
saja then make up balik by bagi rokok sebatang apadahal

§ Bed size?:
single jer haha.

§ Favourite colour?:
black and blue :p.

§ Right or left handed?:
im a lefty.

ash.

adoi.

kepada sesiapa yg bercuti esk have fun lah wehh haha. damn ah kena gi keja pfft. i hate this haha.
well one word for you guys

UNTUNG LAH!!
ash.

psychoshit.

one word for this movie PSYCHOSHIT babi dowh citer nih haha pantek habis hahah.well best gila lah kowt hahah.so saper yg belum tgk GI LAH TGK BEST GILER!! haha

Thursday, September 3, 2009

hello boobs

ahah title bodoh haha HELLO HELLO! got some good news and bad news and more good news for u!! readers!!
(bukan kaler merah oke?)
1. okay!! 1st thing 1st! MY PHONE is back!! hahaha yes akhirnyer selepas menunggu selama 1bln utk direpairkanyer! (ayat apa pown idk!!) haha yes skrg dah ada kembali kepada kuh! haha tadi alyaa jer yg excited sbb i got my phone back mcm dy tak pernah tgk jer phone aku tuh ahhaha en en? apa lah sayang nih haha!! chillx ah!! haha.

2. YESS BARU TENGOK TADI BEB!! jgn jeles!! ahah sumpah cerita nih gempak effect darah merata2! and a bit twist at the end.cara kematian yg agak kejam dowh sumpah MUST WATCH paling sakit aku tgk si hunt giler babi cara mati haha nak tau tgk sendiri lah wehhh!!



3. i love her!! thats it!!!

030909.

hohoho tak tau nak buat apa keja pown tkda pfft.so tggu nak balik jer nih, and plus hari nih berbuka ngan org tersayang *yes sayang i keluar ngan u huhu* kat mana jgn tny aku tak plan mana2 lagi haaha.
AND!!
NAK AMEK PHONE DOWH HARI NIH!!! OMG MISS THAT SHITTY THING HAHAHA W910I!! IM GOING TO GET YOU!

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

tuut tuut.

jenis muzik ?
owh apa2 yg sedap didgr ;D

bahasa yang dipelajari ?
errr.bahasa capati

masa lapang di isikan dengan ... ?
main game =..= , keluar ngan tersayang , lepak2

laman web ?
haha myspace and facebook

pndpt tntg khdpn anda ?
penat lah bulan puasa nih :( but everything is good.

tempat yang anda nak pergi ?
rumah alyaa HOHOHO

adik b'adik ?
satu akak yg "chewwmellnyewwr" haha and satu adik yg sgt mcm nak kena sepak

orang yang paling anda sayang ?
Family,girlfriend <3>

pelangi?
err ada emas kat hujung pelangi ;p

beli belah ?
kasut ALOT OF KASUT!

telefon bimbit ?
dirahsia kan sbb terlampau mahal xD kan kan sayang kan?

kalau diberi peluang untuk b'cakap , apa yang anda ingin katakan ?
semoga saya dan dy hidup dgn aman. and yes boleh jika tiada halangan sayang :')


kentut kentut , asyrafrosli

=____=

haah ok ok maybe skrg nih dh nak rajin buat blog tiap2 hari maybe lah.sbb tk tau plak kat menara TM nih boleh bukak account blogspot and boleh post blog or wtv.but seriously dowh MYSPCE / FB diorg block terima kasih hhaah.yer lah org buat keja bukan nak layan bnda2 tuh en? heehe.and this is my current update.

1.so nak buat citer ah nih en.lagu2 dlm pc aku kat umah semua dh di letak kat pc opis nih so klu nak dgr kena bwk earphone =.= (mmg tak nak besar plak en earphone aku bwk) so lantak lah klu diorg ckp bising ngan lagu2 aku *if u think my music to loud u are way to old* bak kata chef kawan am and kawan aku jgk mwahaha.

2.so now pown tak buat apa kowt just lepak2 dgr lagu baca blog org tggu tugasan and WTF lah en aku nyer report pown tak siap lagi last 2/3 weeks lansung tak tulis and aku lupa damnn!!! takpe kang ada lah tuh merapu. then nak kena mintak sign plak tuh haihh!!!malu dowh jmpa boss mintak sign klu band suicide slience tak pe lah jgk en? *keningkening*

3.Phone aku yes phone yg terjatuh drpd tingkat 11 aku tuh yes w910i tuhh alahh lupa ker? haha yes phone tuh masih hidup and tk pecah apa2 hohoho so phone tuh dh siap pulih drpd repair walaupun lama and mcm haram tggu dh siap jgk and esk aku gi amek ngan alyaa weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. ;D harga repair mcm tak nak mahal plak en? RM220 kena damn. =.=

4.aku tak pasti kenapa aku kena bayar RM100++ utk bill air and elektrik umah sewa aku.padahal aku keluar drpd umah tuh bulan 6 kowt so agak2 lah en nak kena pau ngan member sendiri.haih haih.

5.aku nak gi gig sial lama tak lepak ngan bdk2 mosh haha.chey poyo jer.but betul lah aku nak gi so lepas raya nih im looking for gigs to crash.kena active balik dowh.badan dh hilang 2-step pown tak tau lah boleh ker tak lagi.


and thats about it i think :D just wait for my update yg takda gmbr mesti bosan en? HOHOHOHO

truly , asyrafrosli